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  • October 11, 2016

    Writing In Suburbia #43: Buyer’s Remorse or How I Changed My Mind In Less Than 24hrs

    Another episode of Writing In Suburbia is here!

    And, well, it basically dovetails directly off the subject of the last episode. I don’t think what I’ll be talking about is going to go in the direction you think. Seriously. I wouldn’t have thought I’d be talking about this when I recorded last week’s episode. Obviously.

    Well, you’ll see.

    Oh, hey, and sign up on my mailing list so you can get exclusive access to audio and video readings of Friday Night Drabble Party, as well as excerpts from my current works in progress!

    Enjoy!

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  • October 7, 2016

    Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Behold! The weekend is here! Let us celebrate with 100 words of free micro-fiction! The gods must be appeased by drabbles or lo unto all!

    I have no idea what lo unto all means. It sounds scary, though.

    Hey! Welcome back to another night of drabbletastic deliciousness!

    No special announcements. If you want to sign up for my mailing list so you can get access to exclusive audio and video content, then just click above. Or check out some novels. Or audiobooks. Whatevs.

    On to the drabble!

    Enjoy!

    ***

    Eleven
    By
    Jake Bible

    Ten.

    That’s how many shots it took to bring Clarence down. The man just wouldn’t fall. I emptied my revolver into him, reloaded, and nearly emptied it again before he collapsed to the steaming pavement.

    “You shouldn’t have come here, man,” I said as I replaced the four spent cartridges. “You were warned.”

    “What we gonna do with him?” Morgie asked.

    “Leave him,” I said. “Gators will get him.”

    “There’s gators?” Morgie asked.

    I stared at the imbecile then shook my head.

    “It’s Florida,” I replied.

    Morgie nodded, not understanding.

    Clarence moaned.

    Jesus.

    Eleven.

    Eleven shots to put him down.

    ***

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: It dies at eleven.

  • October 4, 2016

    Writing In Suburbia #42: Market Prices!

    Welcome back!

    This week I chat about marketing and all that crap. I talk a little about what I do, and what I don’t do, and the whys. I don’t always do what I should and there are reasons. Listen and find out those reasons! REASONS!

    Enjoy!

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  • September 30, 2016

    Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Good evening.

    I see you have come for the free micro-fiction. Good for you. A fine choice on your part. Very fine.

    But, before we get to the 100 words of fineness, perhaps we should discuss something very important.

    My mailing list.

    Yes, this is important. Shut up.

    I don’t really have much to say about my mailing list except that I refuse to spam subscribers because, well, I’m lazy and don’t have the time nor inclination to bombard your inbox with junk. Basically, if you sign up, you’ll get occasional new release info, some special announcements here and there, and a monthly(ish) newsletter recapping all the exciting things that happened with Jake Bible Fiction during the month.

    You can’t go wrong! So click the pic and sign your booty up!

    Newsletter

    Now, on to the Drabble!

    Enjoy!

    ***

    Nope
    By
    Jake Bible

    “You know where the Morgan place is?” Harley asked as he leaned out the car window. “It’s not on GPS.”

    The old man wiped his veiny nose. “Burnt down twenty years ago, son.”

    “Right,” Harley replied. “But, I have to see the ruins. For insurance.”

    The old man sighed then gave Harley elaborate directions. “Don’t stay after dark.”

    “Why?”

    “You’ll see.”

    It was after dark when Harley pulled into the overgrown driveway. A very large, very not burned down mansion stood ominously before him, every window lit with candles.

    “Nope,” Harley said and turned the car around. “Big, huge nope.”

    ***

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: Is that organ music?

  • September 23, 2016

    Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Hey? What? No Drabble?

    Yeah, sorry, but I was finishing the last chapter of my new novel, Stone Cold Bastards, as well as prepping for GuildCon. BUSY ASS DAY!

    So, instead, here’s a bawdy limerick! Enjoy!

    ***

    There was a young maid from Madras
    Who had a magnificent ass;
    Not rounded and pink,
    As you probably think –
    It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

    ***

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: This is an actual disclaimer. I didn’t write the limerick. Author is unknown. Phew. Feels good to get that off my chest.

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