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  • April 27, 2018

    Friday Night Drabble Party!

    So many words to share! SO MANY WORDS!

    Of course, 100 of those words are in drabble form below, BUT before we get to the micro-fiction extraordinaire, let’s talk about new releases!

    Bam diggity, people! Agent Prime is out as an audiobook! Get to the clicking! Your earholes will thank me!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Also, for all you author-types out there, Four Weeks To Finished is ready to CHANGE YOUR FREAKIN’ LIFE!*

    *Results will vary.

    Also also, a new Writing In Suburbia is out! In this episode I interview Jamie Mason, a great suspense novelist and all around awesome person!

    Oh, and lest we forget the great novels that were just released this month! LEST WE FORGET!

    Click them pics!

    Now, on with the drabble!

    Enjoy!

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    Every Page
    By
    Jake Bible

    “Sign every page?” Jack asked, staring at the two meter high stack of paperwork in front of him.

    “Every page,” Mr. Slewfoot said.

    Jack tried to smile, but his lips wouldn’t oblige.

    “The point of making a deal with you was to avoid Hell,” Jack said with a weak laugh. “This looks a lot like Hell.”

    “Oh, it is,” Mr. Slewfoot said. “You’re in hell. Paperwork signing Hell.”

    “But–.”

    “I lied. Your soul is messed up, man. Kelly Blue Book is pitiful.” Mr. Slewfoot grinned wide. “Finish this. I’ll have the next stack brought in. Try not to cramp up.”

    ***

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: Results will vary, people!

  • April 25, 2018

    Writing In Suburbia #63: Two Questions With Jamie Mason!

    Howdy, y’all!

    Another episode of Writing In Suburbia is ready to rock!

    This week we have the second installment in my Two Questions With… series. Jamie Mason is my guest and what a great interview it is! Hope you enjoy!

    Cheers!

    Show notes-

    Find Jamie at jamie-mason.com

    Books mentioned:

    Four Weeks To Finished: How To Stop Making Excuses, Start Being Prolific, And Finish Your Novel!

    Theme music: “Whiskey on the Mississippi” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    http://traffic.libsyn.com/jakebible/Writing_In_Suburbia_Ep63_-_42518_9.28_AM.mp3

    Subscribe:

    RSS- http://jakebible.libsyn.com/rss

    iTunes- https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/writing-in-suburbia/id334464270?mt=2

    Stitcher- http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=87204&refid=stpr

    Spotify- https://open.spotify.com/show/5J5PX5frxFe6zl6Y95N2Gl?si=QV1GMwWtQuSJCKeZeRnJhA

    Google Play- https://goo.gl/app/playmusic?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Iscihk5id2ycdkzq4cykwnf4kre?t%3DWriting_In_Suburbia

  • April 20, 2018

    Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Holy snack crackers! Is it Friday again?

    It is!

    And have I got a treat for you!

    Please welcome to the stage: Four Weeks To Finished: How To Stop Making Excuses, Start Being Prolific, And Finish Your Novel! This is my nonfiction book on how to be a prolific writer and how to be more efficient in your writing process. Have a look!

    Ain’t that grand? Click that pic!

    Oh, and let us not forget that I also have two new novels out! Be sure and get Paradox Slaughter and Blood Ghast Blues!

    Click the pics, y’all!

    Also, and this is pretty groovy, I have a short story featured in the Adrenaline Shots Monstrous- Cryptozology Tales series. Go have a read!

    Now, on with the drabble!

    Enjoy!

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    Solutions
    By
    Jake Bible

    The executive board sat with their eyes cast down at the chipped and faded mahogany table.

    “People,” Deemo cooed. “I wasn’t asking for much. Just solutions. But what have you given me?”

    Deemo leaned in close, his mouth a millimeter from a pale, shivering, terrified man’s ear. The man flinched, but didn’t look up.

    “Bupkis,” Deemo said, emphasizing each consonant. “Bupkis don’t work in the apocalypse, people.”

    Shick shunck!

    The blade was through the chair, the man, and back out before anyone could even react.

    “What do I want?” Deemo asked.

    “Solutions,” the executive board replied in unison.

    “Damn right…”

    ***

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: Be prolific!

  • April 13, 2018

    Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Happy Friday The 13th!

    Be sure to hug your favorite homicidal maniac!

    Speaking of homicidal maniacs…

    I have two new releases this week!

    The first is the fourth Roak novel- Paradox Slaughter! This may be my favorite in the series so far. Check it out!

    The second book out is the standalone sequel to Black Box Inc.- Blood Ghast Blues! This is a standalone, so if you haven’t read the first one, no worries. You’ll totally be able to hop in right here. GO GET IT!

    Also, for those of you that are podcast inclined, there’s a new episode of Writing In Suburbia out!

    Go get all the stuffs, people! GO GET ALL THE STUFFS!

    Now, on with the drabble!

    Enjoy!

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    For Ages
    By
    Jake Bible

    Hand to throat, knee on chest; the man held the creature down as the thing struggled underneath.

    “You think you could kill them all and I’d never find you?” the man snarled. “Tracked you for ages.” The man squeezed harder. “Ages. Now you will pay for what–.”

    The man’s eyes went wide as the bony tip of the creature’s tail exploded from the middle of the man’s chest.

    Hand to throat relaxed, knee to chest fell away; the man collapsed onto his side, dead.

    “How’d you think I killed ’em all, bitch?” the creature spat, wiping blood from its tail.

     

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    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: All the stuffs!

  • April 12, 2018

    Writing In Suburbia #62: Workin’ Hard…

    This week I chat about a TON of stuff. From whether or not I will become an indie publisher to my dropping out of ConCarolinas. Plus, someone is demolishing the trailer behind my house and one of my dogs goes NUTS over that!

    You don’t want to miss this episode.

    Enjoy!

    Show notes-

    Books mentioned:

    Paradox Slaughter by Jake Bible

    Blood Ghast Blues by Jake Bible

    Theme music: “Whiskey on the Mississippi” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    http://traffic.libsyn.com/jakebible/Writing_In_Suburbia_Ep62_-_41218_8.59_AM.mp3

    Subscribe:

    RSS- http://jakebible.libsyn.com/rss

    iTunes- https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/writing-in-suburbia/id334464270?mt=2

    Stitcher- http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=87204&refid=stpr

    Google Play- https://goo.gl/app/playmusic?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Iscihk5id2ycdkzq4cykwnf4kre?t%3DWriting_In_Suburbia

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