Jake Bible Fiction

  • The Americans Episode 27!

    Howdy do, y’all!

    I’m very glad you made it back for another episode of The Americans!

    Hey, did you know that The Americans is available as an ebook? Yep, it’s true! Also, did you know you can get that ebook signed? Super true! Click HERE for all the info!

    But, wait, that’s not all! I have a new regular post that started yesterday. It’s called Sample Saturday and it features a sample of a different writer’s work each and every Saturday. You get to find some more groovy cool folks to read! So check it out ASAP. ASAP, I say! And if you are a writer and want to get involved then click HERE!

    And now to your regularly scheduled podcast!

    The Americans Episode 27

    Enjoy!

    Show Notes:

    All music by Kevin MacLeod at www.incompetech.com

  • Sample Saturday: Scott Roche!

    Hey All! Welcome to the first installment of Sample Saturday!

    What’s Sample Saturday? It’s a chance for writers to share a wee bit of their work. And a chance for you, dear reader, to get a taste of some writers that you normally may not stumble across. And there’s a lot of tasty writers out there!

    This will be a weekly blog post so make sure you subscribe so you don’t miss a single word!

    And if you’re a writer then please see this post HERE for info on how to get involved.

    And now I present the first writer of Sample Saturday: Scott Roche!

    Scott Roche is a writer, husband, father of three, and a complete maniac. This is the only possible explanation for why he is also a contributing editor for Flying Island Press for both their Flagship and Abattoir imprints and produces podcast content for them. As if that weren’t enough he also co-runs the Seekrit Projekt podcast
    (http://www.theseekritprojekt.com/) There is not enough time or caffeine in all the world for him to do what he wants, but he’ll die trying. You can find information about all of his projects by going to http://www.scottroche.com

    Let Go – Scott Roche

    “Faced with the atrocities he’s committed to keep his wife and son safe
    and provided for, Chris is forced into a bitter decision. He must find
    a way to let go of his family and move on. But in a world gone to
    hell, is there any other choice?”

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Back for more Friday Night Drabble Party, eh? Well then welcome!

    Tonight’s is a bit of the mundane in a post-apocalyptic world. Just what a Friday needs!

    Enjoy!

    A Cuppa

    Disclaimer: You gotta do what you gotta do when the world goes to hell!

    PS- Take a look at that button up top that says “BUY SIGNED EBOOKS!“. Pretty nifty, eh?

  • Introducing Sample Saturday!

    Attention all writers, publishers, agents, lurkers of alleyways, ditches, trenches, sewers and strip malls!

    I, your benevolent colleague, have decided to start a new weekly blog post called…wait for it…wait…

    Sample Saturday!

    This means that if you have a sample of your novel, novella, short story, eighth grade diary, or what-the-hell-ever, then I am interested in seeing it! And posting it! For all to see and read! I like exclamation points!

    Seriously, though, I want to help showcase other writers’ work. I want to be able to say, “Hey, world! I know I am the best writer you’ve ever read in the history of all history, but there are other folks that are pretty good. Pretty, pretty good.”

    How can you as a writer, publisher, agent, succubi get involved? Well first, dear succubi, stop draining the men folk of their vital essence. That’s just wrong. As for the rest of you, all you have to do is shoot me the sample you want me to showcase, maybe a brief description of said sample, a short bio, and a jpeg of the cover that you want to be posted (see fine print below). Don’t have a cover yet? Then an author photo is fine. Don’t have an author photo? Then maybe a photo of your mom that one night she got really, really drunk on peach schnapps and ended up skinny dipping in the neighbor’s bird bath. Remember that night? Good times…

    Just shoot all the info over to me at jakebiblefiction at gmail.com. See what I did there? I fooled the bots! I spelled out “@” so bots can’t get me! They’re everywhere, man, everywhere! They get in your mind, man! In your hair and your clothes and your My Little Pony lunchboxes! So unclean, so unclean…

    Y’all excited? I should hope so! You get to be exposed to my fan base for free! But not exposed in the way your mom was that night. Sigh. Good times…

    And now for the fine print!

    Fine Print: Samples should be sent as epub files preferably (PDF or doc will work, though). I plan on offering the sample as a nice pdf (I can convert into that format. I’m magic!). This means any type of tech, whether smart phone, ereader or PC/Mac, can read the files. Or should be able to. Photos should be no bigger than 500×800 please and jpeg format. Keep descriptions brief and to the point, same with bios. You want people to read your samples, not get bored reading about you. No one really cares about you. Except your naked mom. Although she cares a little less when she’s sober. Sorry, I just speak the truth. AND DON”T FORGET TO INCLUDE A WEBSITE LINK OR SOMETHING SO PEOPLE CAN FIND YOU AND YOUR WORK! AND YOUR TWITTER HANDLE SO I CAN TWEET ABOUT IT AND YOU WILL KNOW!

    Sorry I shouted. I just get so worked up. Feel free to email me with any questions, yo.

    Word to your naked, drunk mom in the birdbath!

    (Oh, and this is starting as of this Saturday, November 12th, so get a move on peoples!)

  • The Americans Episode 26!

    Hey, Y’all!

    Welcome back to another exciting episode of Charlie’s Angels! As you know, last week Kris had a run in with that nasty drug dealer, Mr. Smoothy Jay. But, Kris took him down! This week- Uh, wait…

    Oh, that’s right! This is another episode of The Americans! Tricked ya!

    Okay, maybe I didn’t trick ya, but I probably put a smile on your face. If you didn’t smile then you suck and have nothing but a lump of coal for a heart. Get help.

    Anyway, thanks for checking out the latest episode of The Americans. It’s gettin’ crazy! What could possibly happen this week?

    Guess you’ll just have to find out!

    Enjoy!

    The Americans Episode 26

    Oh, and don’t forget that you can skip all this audio craziness and buy the ebook right now! Find out what happens before everyone else! Cheers!

    Show Notes:

    All music by Kevin MacLeod at www.incompetech.com