• So, I had this huge doc all written up about what I planned to do this year and why I have so little time to do it all. Then I read it over (a couple thousand words) and realized it was all shite. I was just whining. And you know what? I have nothing to whine about.

    Am I rich? No, but I’m working on it. Am I able to write full time? No, but I’m working on that too. Do my readers give a shit about my anxieties, fears, doubts? Hell no! That’s wussy talk!

    So this is the post you get to read. I’m going to list a few things I want to do this year and maybe y’all can leave some comments on what you think. Let’s dialogue this bitch, yo!

    Here we go:

    Just finished a new YA novel called Intentional Haunting. It’s off to my agent for review and suggestions. As soon as I get input back I’ll tweak that novel and hopefully we can be shopping to publishers soon.

    Starting a new novel, but under a pen name. Why? Because it’s paranormal romance and while you guys may want to read it, having it under a different name will make it more commercially viable. I.e. I am not a woman and women writers sell more romance. Them’s the breaks. However, the pen name may accidentally be leaked in the future. You never know. This is a fun one, though, and I’m having a blast writing it.

    My agent is shopping The Americans to scifi publishers. If that sells then maybe DEAD MECH will be next and we can get the whole Apex Trilogy into mass release. That would be sweet! If you want to help with this then please either purchase The Americans now, so sales numbers look good for publishers, or go leave a review. Reviews help! Oh, and if you feel like emailing your favorite scifi publisher to tell them why The Americans is a kick-ass book they need to publish then go right ahead!

    Gonna finish writing Rash, the sequel to Stark, and should have the new Kickstarter campaign up in the next few months. This novella is going to take more work and funding so it may not be released until end of summer or early fall. We shall see! Feel free to review Stark if you haven’t already!

    I am in the planning stages of Metal and Ash, the third book in the Apex Trilogy. I have to outline this one since it will be epic. I am guessing it will clock in at around 150,000 words. There will be so much going on! Look for this novel in late fall or early winter. Hopefully before the holiday season!

    In addition to Metal and Ash, I have at least two more novels I plan to write this year. One will be scifi in the Vonnegut and Huxley category. Lots of satire, social commentary, and just crazy mayhem. I also plan on delving into post-apocalyptic, urban fantasy. I have a name for this novel and it will pretty much write itself once I get going. What is it? The title is Stone Cold Bastards and it is about how the world has ended, demons rule it all, except for Sanctuaries that are protected by gargoyles. Yep, gargoyles. Bad-ass gargoyles. This will be fun.

    I plan on podcasting another novel, probably one of my YA ones. I’ll post about that later. But do expect more audio fiction from me in the next few months. No specific date yet, but more will be coming.

    Other than that? Who knows, really. If I have the time I’ll write my butt off. There may be more novellas in my horror western series, The Man With No Face. There could be more short stories. There could be a print and ebook release of my Friday Night Drabble Party drabbles. All possible, but not guaranteed.

    So, feel free to comment, ask questions, throw monkey poo. I’m here, I’m writing, and I’m having fun!

    Cheers,

    Jake

  • Friday the 13th! Is this date special here at the Party? Nah, it’s freakin’ Friday the 13th every Friday here! I mean, come on, have you read these drabbles?

    You know what my process is for writing these? I sit down first thing Friday morning and start typing. Usually the first sentence tells me what the story will be. Rarely do I have it planned out. There may be a stimulus prompt (sirens, breakfast, stapler on my desk), but more often than naught I just write. Keeps it from getting boring!

    And that’s how I wrote this one; on the fly. Let me know what you think.

    Enjoy!

    Can’t Stop Now

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: Always wear appropriate footwear. You just never know.

  • And I’m back!

    Did ya miss me?

    Did you know I was gone? DID YOU?

    Yeah, I was busy finishing up a novel and those Friday parties just had to slip by. But, now the Party is back with a  brand new drabble!

    Enjoy!

    Those Were The Days

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: The first rule of Friday Night Drabble Party is you tell EVERYONE about Friday Night Drabble Party!

  • It’s Friday! And I’m Captain Obvious! So, I guess I don’t need to mention there’s a Drabble Party on this site AND I’m happy to see you? I will anyway! There’s a Drabble Party on this site AND I’m happy to see you!

    Did you know you can relive the Drabble Party any time you want? Just click on the pretty picture to the right and down that says “Friday Night Drabble Party”. Scroll through all the past posts and have yourself a good time! Enjoy!

    Tonight’s is a bit o’ the SciFi. Not SyFy. That’s just dumb.

    Have fun!

    Proceed As Plotted

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: I am not, nor have I ever been, a member of the Confederation of Big Planets!

  • One more Friday for ya! Gonna have ourselves a Party tonight!

    This one just came to me. I have no idea why. Boom and it was there.

    Enjoy!

    Bad

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: Puppy Chow is people!