Jake Bible Fiction

  • Winner! Winner! Something Dinner! And More Giveaways!

    Well, isn’t this exciting!

    The very first announcement of my mailing list winners! Huzzah!

    Bam diggity!

    The Winners are….

    Name as character in one of my novels– Gene! (No last name given, so it’s just Gene. Nah, I’ll email Gene and see what his last name is. I assume he’s a he from the spelling, but I could be wrong. It happens sometimes.)

    Free Audiobook code– Pam E. (PJ!)

    Signed Paperback– Charlena Bella! ( I may have to use that name in a book, too! Killer name!)

    Emails will be sent to these fine folks. No, wait, they aren’t just folks, they’re WINNERS!

    How does one become a winner? Well, first you have to be part of my mailing list. Not part of my mailing list? FOR SHAME!

    I kid. Nah, just click the pic and sign up. Monthly drawings, yo! Or, better yet, sign up for the Sci-Fi Bridge giveaway and not only get added to my mailing list, but also get free books AND have a chance at winning 25+ ebooks! Here’s how:

    Sci-Fi Bridge is dedicated to bringing you exclusive deals, new releases, and other exciting news from your favorite Sci-Fi authors straight to your inbox! Its Captains are excited to bring you a Dystopian and Post Apocalyptic Giveaway that’s sure to keep you up at night! There are FREE Prizes available for all who enter between August 1 and 7, plus the chance for 5 winners to receive 25+ e-books from Post Apocalyptic & Dystopian Authors of every stripe.

    Enter here: www.scifibridge.com.

    Or, if you simply want to sign up for my mailing list then click the pic below!

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Howdy, y’all!

    Another week has come to an end. And as your reward for not going ten kinds of insane and rampaging through the streets with a burning zucchini in both hands, you get free micro-fiction!

    Let the Friday Night Drabble Party begin!

    I have been very busy writing the third Roak novel this week. Should have it done by mid-August. So be on the lookout for the pre-order! In the meantime, if you’re not sure what Roak is, check him out below. The first two books are available now!

    Now, on with the Drabble!

    Enjoy!

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    New Boots
    By
    Jake Bible

     

    Her boots were slick with their blood.

    The intricate stitching, which once had been ivory white, was stained a deep pink. Dee stared down at the boots, new by only a couple of days, and frowned. That shit didn’t come out.

    Too late to do anything. The stitching would stay that color, maybe fade a little over time, but for the foreseeable future, she’d have pink stitching in her black boots.

    Dee holstered her pistol and lit a cigar, puffing hard to get it glowing, then tapped ash on her main target’s slack face.

    “Vaya con Dios, bitch,” she said.

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    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: ROAK!

  • Writing In Suburbia #54: The Internet Is Wrong About You!

    Hello!

    Another episode of Writing In Suburbia is in the can. Not the toilet can, the audio tape can. Which doesn’t really exist since this is all digital. I HAVE CONFUSED MYSELF!

    Speaking of confusion, this episode is all about how to ignore all the crazy writing advice on the internet that insists you are doing it wrong. You aren’t. Have a listen and you’ll hear my many rants and tangents on this subject.

    Hope y’all enjoy!

    Cheers!

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  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Okay, okay, I know I missed last week. But, y’all, I was at the lake! THE LAKE! Lake time rules.

    Hey! Y’all signed up for my newsletter? Better get to that. I give shit away, people. Books, audiobooks, a chance for your name to be in one of my books. Get on it!

    Oh, and have you heard of Serial Box? Great way to get some awesome stories! Check out Bookburners. Season 3 starts now!

    Now, on with the drabble!

    Enjoy!

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    New Sheriff
    By
    Jake Bible

    The Legend stood in the middle of the street, pistol drawn, dust blowing everywhere.

    “This is my town, Gil,” the Legend stated. “I ain’t gonna–.”

    The gunshot rang out and the Legend fell to his knees. He stared down at the blooming red that soaked his vest just under his star.

    “You were sayin’?” Gil sighed as he holstered his pistol. “I ain’t gonna…what?”

    The Legend sputtered, coughed, fell on his face, died.

    The townsfolk gasped.

    “Guess I’m the new sheriff in town,” Gil said, grinning at the townsfolk. “Bet you sorry sacks didn’t see that comin’, did ya?”

     

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    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: Shoot first.

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Hello!

    Welcome back to another night of 100 words of greatness!

    Hey, you know what else is great? Supporting the artists of tomorrow!

    Check this out! Do it! NOW!

    HomeWord 2017 Asheville Youth Slam Team!

    Please give to some amazingly talented teens. They truly are what will save us from the dystopian future that is right around the corner. You think I’m kidding? I’m not.

    Now, on with the Drabble!

    Enjoy!

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    Don’t Interrupt
    By
    Jake Bible

     

    “Punch the fuck outta him! Punch his goddamn face in!”

    The adults’ conversation came to a halt. They turned to regard the foul-mouthed toddler that was busy staring at the fence.

    “You call that a punch? That’s a slap from a three year old boy!”

    “Missy?” the child’s mother said as she walked quickly over to her daughter. “Missy?”

    “Ghost fight, bitch. Don’t interrupt.”

    The mother’s left eye twitched. She returned to the patio.

    “Girls will be girls,” she said when the guests looked for an explanation.

    They nodded in agreement and went back to their boring adult chat.

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    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: GIVE! GIVE! GIVE!