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Friday Night Drabble Party!

Back for more, is ye? Arrrr, well it does me heart good to see so many familiar faces on such a strange night such as this.

And…scene!

Okay, I’ll admit I have no idea why I wrote the intro to tonight’s post like that. I was channeling some pirate spirit or something.

Oh, wait, I know! because Mega 6: No Man’s Island is out now!

The last of the MEGA books is finished, published, and ready for your sweet, sweet eyeholes to gaze upon and devour! (By the way? Your eyeholes are weird, yo.)

MEGA 6!

The last fight is here!

Team Grendel and the crew of the Beowulf III have met their match. A sadistic maniac has them in her clutches and the last MEGA is on the hunt for revenge. It is a race to see which evil destroys Grendel first! Or will the team of misfits, mad scientists, and ex-Navy SEALs finally prevail and be allowed a chance to live out their lives in peace?

Probably not…

The mystery is over! The enemies have surfaced! Now all Team Grendel and the crew of the Beowulf III have to do is survive one last conflict!

Get ready for the sixth and final installment in the MEGA series!

Hooyah!

Click on all the crazy links and go get that baby!

Now, on with the 100 words of free entertainment!

Enjoy!

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Off
By
Jake Bible

In the dim light by the trees stood Halston. A towering figure that appeared diminutive against the backdrop of ancient redwoods.

No one in their right mind would consider Halston diminutive, though.

But, Vicky wasn’t in her right mind, was she?

Vicky was…off. Not that Halston was on. All those blades…

Vicky approached him. We all remember this, yes? She approached him and we gasped. We could see the blades! Halston’s blades!

She did not care. She reached him and they were gone.

Into the redwoods, lost in the ancient shadows. Gone.

Oh, well. Those two were off, anyway.

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: Last MEGA!

 

Friday Night Drabble Party!

I’m back!

Had to take last week off because I was in Washington State handling some personal business. It was great seeing the PNW again, I’d missed it, but it was good to get back home here in the good ol’ Cesspool of Sin (Asheville, NC. Look it up).

So, how are y’all doing?

I bet, right at this moment, you are wondering how you can get your hands on the audiobook of Razer Edge. I’m totally right, aren’t I?

Here ya go! Give that pic a click and you can make your earholes the happiest earholes in all of Earholelandia (real place)!

Now, on with the Drabble!

Enjoy!

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Somewhere…
By
Jake Bible

The landscape was destroyed.

Craters pocked what had once been miles and miles of pristine prairie. The grasses were scorched and smoking; the small, hidden creeks were twisted lines of steaming toxicity; the animal burrows and warrens were crypts for smoldering pelts and ashen bones.

“Cassie?” Tallulah cried out, the blood from her forehead blinding her as she stumbled through the nightmare that had been her home. “Cassie?”

No reply. No movement. No Cassie.

Tallulah slowed then paused. Was that a cry? Was that Cassie calling to her?

She switched directions and moved on. Cassie was out there somewhere.

Somewhere…

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: MAKE YOUR EARHOLES HAPPY!

Friday Night Drabble Birthday Party!

It’s a Friday Night Drabble Birthday Party!

Not because it is the birthday of the Drabble Party, but because it’s my birthday! MINE!

Which means y’all owe me a present. Here’s my list:

  1. Pick up Black Box Inc. right now in ebook or paperback.
  2. Leave a review for Black Box Inc. if you’ve already picked it up.
  3. Pick up Razer Edge (or any of the Roak books).
  4. Or leave a review for Razer Edge. It needs reviews!

Okay, now that you’ve done all that, it’s time for my gift to you!

Enjoy!

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A Car
By
Jake Bible

Pure fear. That’s what Harold felt as he stared at the monstrosity in his garage.

“Uh…thanks?” he said with a forced smile.

“It’s a car,” Livia stated.

“Yeah, I see that,” Harold replied. “Is it, uh, street legal?”

“Well, no, obviously.”

“Obviously.”

Harold reached behind him, fumbling blindly for the doorknob. He gave it a twist. The clicking noise made Livia turn and her blood smeared face glowed eerily in the fluorescent lights.

“Where ya going?” she asked.

“Gotta pee,” Harold replied then fled, leaving Livia and the dripping, stinking, pile of meat she called a “car” far behind.

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: Zoom zoom!

Friday Night Drabble Party!

Well, it’s not just a normal Friday! Nope, nope, nope!

It’s a book birthday for Black Box Inc.!

Check that baby out, will ya? Check it out! Best get to ordering, y’all!

Now, on with the drabble!

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One Wish
By
Jake Bible

She blew out the candles and plunged the room into darkness.

The singing had stopped and no one said a word. They waited in that darkness, breaths held, bodies shivering.

“Where is it?” Charlotte hissed. “I made my wish. Where is it?”

“Birthday magic is powerful magic,” Norris replied. “But it is also fallible. Hard to control. Hard to focus.”

They waited some more then Charlotte snapped, “Light them again. I’ll try a new wish.”

“You only get–.” Norris gasped and fell.

“One wish is all you need,” the unearthly voice growled. “More than you will ever need, dear Charlotte.”

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: BLACK BOX INC.!

Friday Night Drabble Party!

Well, it’s Friday the 13th! What a way to party, eh?

I’m gonna leave these pics down here for you to click on at your leisure. Review Razer Edge, if you will. Buy For A Few Credits More, please. And pre-order Black Box Inc. Go!

Now, on with the drabble!

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Dear God…
By
Jake Bible

 

Dear God,

First, let me say thank you for providing all those immoral, nubile, drug-addicted teenagers for me to slaughter. I appreciate the gesture.

But that’s not why I’m writing. This is a lot of work to do alone. I was hoping maybe you could send a friend? Someone good with knives? It’s asking a lot, but you’re God, so…

Thank you for listening, and thank you for the whole immortality thing. Comes in handy when I’m set on fire, stabbed, shot, blown up, and run over by various vehicles.

Hope you and Jesus are doing well.

Love,
Jason

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: Machetes, am I right?

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