Jake Bible Fiction

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    And I’m back!

    Did ya miss me?

    Did you know I was gone? DID YOU?

    Yeah, I was busy finishing up a novel and those Friday parties just had to slip by. But, now the Party is back with a  brand new drabble!

    Enjoy!

    Those Were The Days

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: The first rule of Friday Night Drabble Party is you tell EVERYONE about Friday Night Drabble Party!

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    It’s Friday! And I’m Captain Obvious! So, I guess I don’t need to mention there’s a Drabble Party on this site AND I’m happy to see you? I will anyway! There’s a Drabble Party on this site AND I’m happy to see you!

    Did you know you can relive the Drabble Party any time you want? Just click on the pretty picture to the right and down that says “Friday Night Drabble Party”. Scroll through all the past posts and have yourself a good time! Enjoy!

    Tonight’s is a bit o’ the SciFi. Not SyFy. That’s just dumb.

    Have fun!

    Proceed As Plotted

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: I am not, nor have I ever been, a member of the Confederation of Big Planets!

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    One more Friday for ya! Gonna have ourselves a Party tonight!

    This one just came to me. I have no idea why. Boom and it was there.

    Enjoy!

    Bad

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: Puppy Chow is people!

  • Friday Night Drabble Party!

    Who wants a Party? You do! Who wants a Drabble Party? Everyone!

    Good thing I have a drabble for tonight’s party! It’s a good one.

    Oh, and hey, did you see the new Friday Night Drabble Party logo to the right there? See it? Isn’t it cool? I created that because I have taken Friday Night Drabble Party to the next level. I am now publishing drabbles for everyone to read- for free! Unfortunately, Amazon and Barnes & Noble won’t let me list them for free, but Smashwords does. I’m waiting for B&N and Amazon to catch on so they drop the prices down to zero. Then they shall truly be free! Be free, little drabbles, be free!

    Why am I doing this? To get the word out about Jake Bible Fiction, of course! If you download one of these free drabbles then please share it. Give it to friends, family, co-workers, the alien gestating in your chest cavity (aliens like drabbles, it’s true!), and your neighbors! Nothing says, “Hello, neighbor!” like free fiction! Need more info? Then check this out HERE!

    But you are here for tonight’s drabble, right? RIGHT? Then let there be drabble!

    Enjoy!

    Codex

    Cheers!

    Disclaimer: This drabble is not intended to take the place of any professional advice.

  • Free Drabbles For All! Huzzah!

    Hello, World!

    Have I got an announcement for you! You know those drabbles I give away every Friday night? No? Then you should check HERE! (Then come right back and read the rest of this).

    Guess what? Go on. Guess…………….I SAID GUESS! Okay, okay, stop crying, I’m sorry I yelled at you. Anyhoo, I have started to publish some of those drabbles! I’ll be releasing a few each week into the wild. Here are their pretty, pretty covers!

    Know what else? They are free! Yes, FREE!…but only on Smashwords.

    I’d make them free on Amazon and Barnes & Noble, but those big boys don’t want to play ball. Sure, they’ll come to my yard for my milkshake, but they won’t play ball. Yet Smashwords will! Yay, Smashwords!

    Now, you may ask yourself, where is my beautiful house? And I would say turn down the Talking Heads and pay attention to this post! Then you may ask yourself, why is Jake giving these away as ebooks? Why not bundle them up and sell them? All good questions. The simple answer is: because I can! Muwahahahahaha! The more complicated business answer is: I have included the prologue and first chapters from DEAD MECH and The Americans, plus the first part of Stark with every drabble. Oh, I’m a sneaky one!

    Yep, so if someone downloads a drabble they will get 19,000 words for the price of 100. And maybe, just maybe, they’ll want to go get them some more of that sweet, sweet Jake Bible fiction.

    Why tell all of you this? Because I want you all to go download crazy! Get them for free from Smashwords HERE! Get those ebooks and GIVE THEM AWAY! Share them with friends, with family, with co-workers! Spread them like word herpes! …okay, that was a bit much there, sorry. BUT, PLEASE DO SHARE THEM!

    Like I said, I’ll be releasing more each week. The goal is to get 100 titles up for “sale”. That’s a lot of drabble goodness!

    AND, if you are so inclined, review them! Get those stars up in that promotional sky! Show the world that awesome can happen 100 words at a time!

    Now, go forth and download your little hearts out! Well, not really, that would be gross. Intriguing to see, but gross. Just go download. Thanks!

    Cheers!