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Friday Night Drabble Party

Friday Night Drabble Party!

And a fine howdy to y’all this evening!

Welcome back to the Friday Night Drabble Party!

Hey! Guess what? New audiobook!

Click the pic (it’s a big pic, hard to miss) and fill your earholes with some Roak on a murderous rampage! GOOD STUFF!

Now, on with the drabble!

Enjoy!

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Flitter Along
By
Jake Bible

“Little boxes, little boxes…”

The imp hummed as he skipped from house to house, his pail of oil splashing its contents here and there in an incendiary trail of destruction. The flames from the first house found that trail and began to follow the imp.

He paused in his humming, his skipping, his destruction, and glanced over his shoulder at the approaching flames.

“Oh, hello,” he said and waved. “Flitter along to those little boxes now. Flitter along.”

The flames found the many trails of oil leading to the front doors of the unsuspecting homes. Oh, how those flames flittered…

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: More Roak!

Friday Night Drabble Party!

It’s the Friday Night Drabble Party!

Bam diggity!

Okay, I’ve been pushing this for a couple weeks, but, hey, I’d be a crappy author if I didn’t try to sell some books, right?

Right!

GET THE FLIPSIDE! Click the pic or click the title or click HERE!

Now, on with the drabble!

Enjoy!

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A Sweater
by
Jake Bible

The Administrator frowned at the small glow worm that inched its way across the linoleum floor. The Administrator was not a fan of glow worms. Not a fan at all.

“Must you move so slow?” the Administrator asked.

“Moving as fast I can, sir,” the glow worm replied. “Bit slick, this floor.”

“Per regulations it is to be polished every evening,” the Administrator said. “Perhaps you might think of wearing a sweater for better traction.”

“Fine idea, sir,” the glow worm said. “I will do that.”

The Administrator did not believe the glow worm would do that. Not at all.

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: Get The Flipside!

Friday Night Drabble Party!

Oh, we are jumping right into the fun!

The fun that is The Flipside!

Have you seen the paperback cover yet? Have you? It’s AMAZING!

Also, just so you know, The Flipside is currently the #1 New Release in Time Travel Science Fiction on Amazon! So, if you haven’t gotten a copy, go get one! Let’s keep this awesome train rolling!

Click this giant cover! Click any of the links above! Welcome to The Flipside!

Now, on with the drabble!

Enjoy!

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Call It
By
Jake Bible

“Call it.”

“Heads.”

The coin left Nell’s thumb with a flick and a ting of thin metal. The sunlight caught the quarter just right, sending stabbing pains of bright flashes of light into the eyes of the two very hungover men. Then it hit the cracked asphalt, bounced a few times, rolled a meter to the left, spun for a second, and finally fell flat next to a hunk of discarded chewing gum.

“Tails.”

Allan stared at the coin. “Seriously? Dammit…”

He took several deep breaths to keep from puking, drew his machete, and waded into the sea of undead.

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: Go get The Flipside!

Friday Night Drabble Party!

Welcome to The Flipside!

Yep, we’re getting right into it. This week is all about The Flipside. What is The Flipside? Check it out!

The year is 2046 and dinosaurs are real.
Time bubbles across the world, many as large as one hundred square miles, turn like clockwork, revealing prehistoric landscapes from the Cretaceous Period.
They reveal the Flipside.
Now, thirty years after the first Turn, the clockwork is breaking down as one of the world’s powers has decided to exploit the phenomenon for their own gain, possibly destroying everything then and now in the process.
Former Head of Security for Topside Command Trevon Cash must navigate his way through the chaos of the broken turns and take a team Flipside to try to figure out what is happening. What Cash and the others don’t know is all that waits for them is horror and nightmares– a destroyed base, packs of ravenous carnivores, pterosaurs bent on plucking every human from the ground to be eaten far above, and so much more.
Can Cash and his team stop what is happening?
Or will they end up stuck Flipside forever in a perpetual, prehistoric nightmare?

Gotta love that cover! So, click the pic or click any of the links or CLICK HERE and go get The Flipside!

Now, on with the drabble!

Enjoy!

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The Original Troll
By
Jake Bible

Once upon a time there was a beautiful–

Don’t you dare say “princess”.

Who is that?

Who am I? Who the hell are you? Some disembodied voice telling everyone what happened “once upon a time” when you’re really talking about now? That’s messed up.

I… I’m the narrator.

No. You’re the guy that wishes he was in the story, so you insert yourself into it. I bet you constantly say “well, actually” anytime someone else tells a story, right?

…no…

Right… Guess what, pal. You’re not the narrator, you’re the freakin’ troll! How’s that for a once upon a time!

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: THE FLIPSIDE!

Friday Night Drabble Party!

So many words to share! SO MANY WORDS!

Of course, 100 of those words are in drabble form below, BUT before we get to the micro-fiction extraordinaire, let’s talk about new releases!

Bam diggity, people! Agent Prime is out as an audiobook! Get to the clicking! Your earholes will thank me!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also, for all you author-types out there, Four Weeks To Finished is ready to CHANGE YOUR FREAKIN’ LIFE!*

*Results will vary.

Also also, a new Writing In Suburbia is out! In this episode I interview Jamie Mason, a great suspense novelist and all around awesome person!

Oh, and lest we forget the great novels that were just released this month! LEST WE FORGET!

Click them pics!

Now, on with the drabble!

Enjoy!

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Every Page
By
Jake Bible

“Sign every page?” Jack asked, staring at the two meter high stack of paperwork in front of him.

“Every page,” Mr. Slewfoot said.

Jack tried to smile, but his lips wouldn’t oblige.

“The point of making a deal with you was to avoid Hell,” Jack said with a weak laugh. “This looks a lot like Hell.”

“Oh, it is,” Mr. Slewfoot said. “You’re in hell. Paperwork signing Hell.”

“But–.”

“I lied. Your soul is messed up, man. Kelly Blue Book is pitiful.” Mr. Slewfoot grinned wide. “Finish this. I’ll have the next stack brought in. Try not to cramp up.”

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: Results will vary, people!

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