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It’s A Thanksgiving Miracle!

Block Out The Noise!

Holy Turkey Day Travels!

So, yesterday I had three audiobooks drop at once. No warning. Just BAM, three new audiobooks are now available for purchase.

It’s crazy, y’all. Crazy…

Add to that a new episode of Writing In Suburbia with my interview with Nathan Ballingrud and you have a TON of content to fill your earholes so you don’t have to listen to the relatives argue over politics while digesting your turkey and stuffing (for all us Yanks, that is) or listen to the kids bicker on the never ending drive from Hell to and from the in-laws’ place.

You are welcome.

Click the links below or click the amazing covers below and transport yourself to worlds that are much, much, much better than the holiday insanity that is reality.

When Giants Collide: Mega 3
AntiBio 2: The Control Wars
The Savageside
Writing In Suburbia

Happy Thanksgiving!

Thanks, y’all!

Cheers!

Writing In Suburbia #68: Two Questions With Nathan Ballingrud!

Hey Y’all!

Yeah, I know I missed October. There are reasons. Want to know the reasons? Listen on, listening type person!

Not only will you hear reasons in this episode, but you get to hear my interview with the award-winning Nathan Ballingrud. Oh, you want to hear this!

Enjoy, y’all!

Cheers!

Show notes-

Find Nathan at nathanballingrud.com

Books and stuffs mentioned:

Infinite Mayhem audiobook

Mega 2: Baja Blood audiobook

AntiBio audiobook

The Savageside ebook & print

Theme music: “Whiskey on the Mississippi” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Friday Night Drabble Party Hiatus

Howdy, y’all!

 

Life is super busy right now, so the Friday Night Drabble Party will be on hiatus for a few weeks. Just trying to get a few things sorted out before moving forward in this crazy world of writing and publishing.

Make sure y’all stay groovy and try not to get into too much trouble. I mean, try to get into a little bit of trouble, just not too much. Moderation, people! Moderation!

 

Cheers!

Friday Night Drabble Party!

The last Friday of September is upon us! What does that mean? October is next week, baby!

Halloween season is here! Woo hoo!

And you know what says Halloween better than anything in the world? MEGA SHARKS!

Just go with it…

Tantor Audio has released the reboot of MEGA! Click the pic below and go get the brand new recording of the book that started Team Grendel’s journey! Tanto Audio will be releasing a new audiobook a month until all six are out in the wild. That means, for those of you waiting on the previously unreleased audiobooks of 5 and 6, the wait is only a few months away! Bam!

And I’m digging the vector graphics style of the audiobook cover. Pretty cool.

Also, don’t forget about the Max Rage audiobook that just came out!

And in some short story news, Tales From The Lyon’s Den has been released. It’s part of the Four Horseman Universe by Mark Wandrey and Chris Kennedy. Lots of cool stories by lots of cool writers!

Chris also has a Kickstarter going that is almost over. So hurry! Military scifi card game for the win!

Oh, oh, oh! New Sci-Fi Bridge giveaway!

So much groovy stuff for this last Friday of September!

Know what else is groovy? A free drabble!

Enjoy!

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One Issue
By
Jake Bible

Lester had, as his mother would often say, “Issues, Lester. So many issues!”

Alarms every two hours so he could inject his anti-radiation medicine. Alarms every other hour so he could inject his mother’s medicine. She refused to synch up with him.

Most days he stared at the airlock, dreaming.

“Issues, Lester!” his mother would shout. “So many damn issues!”

Lester did not believe the plural applied. He figured there was only an issue. One single issue that he could handle easily.

Lester turned off the alarms.

Or one set, at least.

The issue was about to solve itself.

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: MEGA!

 

Friday Night Drabble Party!

Howdy, folks!

First, shout out and all the hugs to the NC peeps out east that are still recovering from Hurricane Florence. We were spared in the mountains, but y’all down in the lowlands got smacked hard. All the good mojo shall be yours!

Alright, time to get down to business.

New videos in my writing advice YouTube series are dropping every Monday from here until December. Check them out! And be sure to subscribe, y’all. That’s how I know you love me. LOVE ME!

Not much else new going on. Be sure and join the Jake Bible Fiction Facebook Group. I’ll be posting there more than on the Jake Bible’s Wasteland page. A cool, fun community is building and we get to chat about all kinds of stuff. Go and become a part of the fun!

Oh, and Holiday season will be upon us very soon! You’re going to want to buy some autographed novels for the ones you love. Nothing says love like giant mechs and galactic bounty hunters! Get your orders in now in case I run out of a title and need to re-order!

Okey dokey, that’s it for the shilling! Time to get your drabble on!

Enjoy!

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Initiative
By
Jake Bible

“Right, but I don’t want to put a ton of work into the project if no one is going to notice, Ed.”

“Hey, I get it, I do, but that’s what they’re looking for. Initiative. They want to know that you can get the job done before they start writing that big story.”

“But…”

“There are no buts here, my friend. You want to go down in history as the greatest serial killer of all time? Then you have to be the greatest serial killer of all time. To do that, you have to start actually killing people.”

“Fine… Whatever…”

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Cheers!

Disclaimer: LOVE ME!

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