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Friday Night Drabble Party!

Another Friday is upon us!

Hey, before we get into the 100 words of awesome sauce that is tonight’s drabble, how about I share a link to one sweet new release. And it’s not mine!

Check out Rhett Bruno’s Titan’s Wrath! Click the pic and get to the buying, yo!

Review Blurbs:
  • “Mystery, action, and intrigue, in a future that’s vividly described and effortlessly absorbing. This is sci-fi at its best!” —Jasper T. Scott, bestselling author of the Dark Space Series
  • “Pulse-pounding Sci-fi with compelling chracters and a satisfying balance of action and mystery. Great Fun!” —Robert Kroese, bestselling author of The Big Sheep
  • “The perfect mixture of dramatic space opera and Sci-fi Noir. I wanted more, in the best way possible!” –Jake Bible, bestselling author of Salvage Merc One and Roak: Galactic Bounty Hunter






Now, on with tonight’s drabble! Oh, and don’t forget to sign up for my mailing list. You get the Friday Night Drabble Party delivered to your inbox every week before everyone else gets to read it! Tell your friends! Huzzah!



Damn Gravel
Jake Bible

The tires crunched gravel, making Wendell cringe with obvious discomfort.

“What’s your problem?” Horace asked.

“Hate that sound,” Wendell replied. “Like breaking styrofoam or fingers on a chalkboard.”

“What sound?” Horace asked after a couple seconds pause.

“The gravel.”

“The gravel?”

“Yeah, the gravel.”

“It’s just gravel, dude,” Horace scoffed. “It’s not even close to fingernails on a chalkboard.”

Horace shook his head and frowned.

“How do you get anywhere? All these roads are gravel.”

“Different when I’m driving,” Wendell said and glared hard at Horace.

“Whatever, dude,” Horace said. “Just load the guns and forget about the damn gravel.”



Disclaimer: Titan’s Wrath!


Friday Night Drabble Party!

Another Friday is upon us, so that means more 100 words of awesomeness!

It’s currently snowing here in the mountains of North Carolina. The daughter is making peppermint bark and I’ll be making round two of Holiday Chex mix. The house gonna smell good!

Nothing to sell today other than the usual. Click the links below or above. Buy some books for your friends and family. Get yourself a little something too.

Now, on with the Drabble!



Jake Bible

“Bone meal…” Marigold stared at the recipe for a few seconds. “What the Hell is bone meal?”

She stepped away from the ancient and cracked cookbook. Or what her grandmother had called a cookbook. As Marigold slowly perused the book over the past few weeks, having received it in the mail after the estate was settled, she began to suspect it was more of a “cookbook”.


Marigold sighed. She’d heard the family rumors.

“Tears of a sullen teenager? Jesus…”

Marigold grabbed her phone. There was a grocer’s phone number in the back of the “cookbook”. Time for a call.



Disclaimer: Always measure.

Writing In Suburbia #58: Let’s Talk About Stress, Baby!

The Holiday season is upon us! And with that comes stress.

Now, I don’t tend to get stressed out around Holiday time because I have the soothing balms of Xmas music coupled with making Chex Mix. But, that doesn’t mean I don’t have other stresses!

So, in this episode I discuss the stresses I feel as a professional writer and how 2017 hasn’t exactly been a great year. Not only do I chat about my stresses, I also chat about how I cope with all the stress! Solutions! Huzzah!

Have a listen and also have a Happy Holiday and Happy New Year!






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Friday Night Drabble Party!

Hey there! I missed y’all last week. It was Black Friday and I spent the weekend buried under a pile of Pillow Pets. They were 75% off. I wanted the koala so I dug deep. Then it all went dark. That’s why I missed last week’s Drabble Party. My bad…

But, hey, I’m back now!

First, for the obligatory sales pitch: BUY MEGA 6!

End obligatory sales pitch.

On with the 100 words!



No Friends
Jake Bible

Five friends went into the woods. Four friends came back.

What they saw, they never spoke about. What they did, they never told. What they experienced, they tried to forget.

Four friends went into the woods. Three friends came back.

What they saw, one of them spoke about. What they did, one of them told. What they experienced, one could never forget.

Three police squads went into the woods. No police squads came back.

Two friends found the third friend. Two friends took the third friend into the woods. No friends came back.

The woods sighed. The woods were happy.



Disclaimer: Stay away from the woods, yo.

Friday Night Drabble Party!

Back for more, is ye? Arrrr, well it does me heart good to see so many familiar faces on such a strange night such as this.


Okay, I’ll admit I have no idea why I wrote the intro to tonight’s post like that. I was channeling some pirate spirit or something.

Oh, wait, I know! because Mega 6: No Man’s Island is out now!

The last of the MEGA books is finished, published, and ready for your sweet, sweet eyeholes to gaze upon and devour! (By the way? Your eyeholes are weird, yo.)


The last fight is here!

Team Grendel and the crew of the Beowulf III have met their match. A sadistic maniac has them in her clutches and the last MEGA is on the hunt for revenge. It is a race to see which evil destroys Grendel first! Or will the team of misfits, mad scientists, and ex-Navy SEALs finally prevail and be allowed a chance to live out their lives in peace?

Probably not…

The mystery is over! The enemies have surfaced! Now all Team Grendel and the crew of the Beowulf III have to do is survive one last conflict!

Get ready for the sixth and final installment in the MEGA series!


Click on all the crazy links and go get that baby!

Now, on with the 100 words of free entertainment!



Jake Bible

In the dim light by the trees stood Halston. A towering figure that appeared diminutive against the backdrop of ancient redwoods.

No one in their right mind would consider Halston diminutive, though.

But, Vicky wasn’t in her right mind, was she?

Vicky was…off. Not that Halston was on. All those blades…

Vicky approached him. We all remember this, yes? She approached him and we gasped. We could see the blades! Halston’s blades!

She did not care. She reached him and they were gone.

Into the redwoods, lost in the ancient shadows. Gone.

Oh, well. Those two were off, anyway.



Disclaimer: Last MEGA!


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