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Friday Night Drabble Party
BIG EXCITING INTRO!
Words about drabbles or something. <insert joke> Then get serious. Then mock own seriousness.
Pimp my next novel!
Use the word “anyhoo”.
Move on to drabble.
I Think That Would Help
“Come closer, children,” the man said, his eyes twitching with malice, his lips pulled back to reveal two rows of toothless gums, blackened and dripping pus.
“Ummmmm….I don’t think so,” the girl responded, looking to her friends. “You’re pretty freakin’ gross, dude.”
“Am I?” the man cackled. “Perhaps it is you that are gross with your smooth skin, your youthful glow, the way your bodies fight gravity with muscle tone and health?”
“No, it’s you,” the girl replied.
“Yeah…you’re right,” the man nodded. “I really should go gluten free. Do you think that would help? I think that would help…”
Disclaimer: <insert something semi-witty that vaguely relates to the night’s drabble>
Home again, home again, Drabbledy Jig!
Or something like that…
FRIDAY NIGHT DRABBLE PARTY IS IN THE HOUSE!
I just finished my umpteenth novel yesterday so I am going to celebrate with a completely mindless piece of stream of consciousness stuff thing drabble story McBob.
In The Jungle…
Chameleon froze mid step, left eye looking up, right eye looking down.
What color, what color, what color? he thought, panicking like he’s never panicked before. Puce? Vermillion? Chartreuse? Skin tone? My God, what color is it? I don’t know! I DON’T KNOW!
“Lookin’ a little green, boyo,” Adder said, flicking his tongue close to Chameleon’s ear hole. “Somethin’ buggin’ ya, yo?”
“Look,” Chameleon whispered out of the side of his mouth. “Look at it.”
Adder did. Adder wished he hadn’t.
“My God…,” Adder hissed. “It’s full of stars.”
“What?” Chameleon asked, his right eye looking back at Adder. “Stars?”
Disclaimer: Dude…that was sooooooooo trippy, yo!
Happy Friday, Y’all!
And yes, I did capitalize the “Y” in Y’all. You deserve it!
First, a great big thanks to everyone the helped spread the word with the $.99 Z-Burbia sale! Second, thank you to everyone that helps me in any way at all!
You people rock, therefore I salute you! Or something metal like that…
Now, as you can see from the title, tonight’s Drabble Party is DEAD MECH themed. You may or may not know that my very first novel, the one that begins the Apex Trilogy, is a Drabble Novel! The one and only (as far as I know)! A novel written in 100 word sections! EXCITING!
That’s why, down below those crazy asterisks, you will find not one, not two, not three, but NINE drabbles taken straight from DEAD MECH! Yes, I know I skipped five, six, seven, eight in that count, but I needed to save time. Which I totally have lost by writing this explanation! Dammit!
And why do this mighty excerpt extravaganza? Because it’s on sale by Severed Press for $.99! CRAZY!
Bisby came up firing, his plasma cannon glowing red hot with each successive blast.
Red Legs agilely dodged to the left, taking cover behind some debris. Chunks of ancient concrete and steel filled the air as Bisby followed Red Legs’ movement, trying to aim his blasts ahead of the deader.
“Fucking stand still!” Bisby yelled. And Red Legs did, using the girder to block several of the plasma blasts. The undead machine hurled the warped and melted chunk of metal straight at Bisby.
Bisby brought an arm up to deflect the attack, the collision forcing his mech to stumble backwards.
“Themopolous,” the Doctor answered, checking Steve’s vital signs.
“Doctor? I have General Powell on secure com. I hope you have a few minutes for to speak privately?”
Themopolous glanced at the doorway as Harlow came in, sleepily stretching. She motioned at her com ear and Harlow nodded, shooing her away and taking over Steve’s assessment. Dr. Themopolous left the infirmary quickly.
“Of course, sir. I’m almost to my office now.”
“Excellent, Doctor,” the General chimed in. “I have some great news regarding the newly developed retrovirus Dr. Lisbon informed you of.”
Themopolous froze and forced herself not to be sick.
Red Legs took immediate advantage of Bisby’s faltering and opened fire. Bisby took a graze to the right shoulder, the smell of scorched metal overpowering his environmental filters, as his mech slammed to the ground. He checked systems and saw he had been lucky, sustaining only minimal damage.
Quickly, Bisby tucked his mech back behind a half buried transport, hoping the shell still had enough structural integrity left to take the onslaught. Red Legs’s blasts began to slow, the concussions weakening.
Bisby checked his scanners and smiled. The deader was losing power.
“Okay,” he said aloud, “no more fucking around!”
“I’m ready to proceed, sirs,” Themopolous said, settling into her desk chair, apprehension clawing at her, forcing her to keep her voice even.
“Excellent. I’ll keep this brief as I know you are both busy,” the General said. “At approximately 1700 hours tomorrow, a supply train will be arriving with the inoculation for your base personnel.”
“Sir?” Capreze said, stunned.
“Yes, Commander. We have already inoculated all of the city/states and security outposts. Your base is the last on the list. We didn’t want to rush the process, seeing as the mechs are an integral part of our overall survival.”
Bisby rolled his mech to the right into a tight crouch. Red Legs circled, trying to get the advantage, its cannons glowing dully.
“Looks like you’re almost out of juice, deader!” Bisby taunted. Red Legs roared.
Bisby sprang, his mech launching into the air, twisting away from the cannon blasts. Three, two, one… The two mechs collided in a massive, ground-shaking crunch.
Bisby didn’t lose stride, tucking his mech’s left arm up under Red Legs and lifting it into the air. He brought the right arm down fast, smashing at Red Leg’s cockpit, hoping to crush the zombie pilot inside.
“Is there anything I need to have prepared, sir?” Themopolous asked, her voice audibly shaking now.
“No, no, we have everything taken care of. There will be two med techs to administer the inoculations and a small security force to accompany them.”
“I’ll be sure and have accommodations ready, sir,” Capreze said, picking up on Themopolous’ faltering poise, hoping the General hadn’t.
“Not necessary, Commander. They will only be there long enough for the techs to complete their work and for the train to refuel and re-supply.”
“Well, sir, the Doctor and I will have the base ready for them.”
Bisby raged as he pounded away at Red Legs’ cockpit hatch, so close he could smell the rot and decay.
The dead mech tried to ward off the blows, but it was no match for Bisby’s close combat skills. For every maneuver it tried to make, Bisby expertly countered, never letting the bludgeoning slack.
After only minutes, the dead mech’s power reserves gave up and the giant machine became dead weight. Bisby threw the deader to the ground and shoved his 50mm into the cracked cockpit, ready to vaporize the barely moving zombie pilot.
“Biz? Talk to me!” Rachel crackled.
“Now, I do need to verify all base personnel will be present,” General Powell said casually.
“Well, no sir. I have a team on a supply run to Foggy Bottom as we speak. They won’t return for a few days.”
“Their names, Commander?”
Capreze hesitated. This wasn’t protocol. There was no need for a First General to be inquiring about the roster; that was why he had an assistant.
“Pilot Masters, General Mechanic Rind, and our new Rookie.”
There was a slight pause. “Excellent, Commander. Thank you. I’ll let both of you return to your busy schedules.”
“Thank you, sir.”
“Whatcha want, Rache?” Bisby asked, exhausted, trigger finger itching to depress and obliterate Red Legs’s zombie pilot.
“What do I want? WHAT DO I FUCKING WANT?” Rachel exploded. “I want to know that you aren’t deader food! That you are still alive and in one piece! That’s what I fucking want!”
Bisby took a deep breath and removed his finger from the trigger. “Yeah, I’m in one piece. Red Legs is out of commission.” Bisby undid his harness and opened his cockpit. “I’m descending now to retrieve the head for Themopolous.”
Bisby snorted and climbed down his mech.
If you dug that, and haven’t already purchased the ebook, then get to it!
Disclaimer: There are naughty words up there. But I guess it’s a little too late for the warning. My bad!
It’s Friday Night Drabble Party AND Valentine’s Day!
I love you guys soooooooo much!
And for Valentine’s Day I get to announce that Z-Burbia is $.99! THAT’S LOVE, PEOPLE! So get you a copy if you haven’t been able to before. Also, there are some great writers with special deals happening today! Check out the Eat Your Heart Out promotion going on for only a couple more hours. GO! GO NOW!
Okay, I’m done. On with the drabble!
“Elk?” he asked, taking another bite. “Boar?”
“No,” she replied.
The delicateness, yet gamey flavor had him stymied. Hints of grass and oak, perhaps even just a little cloves. It tasted so familiar.
“Bison? I give up,” he said finally, patting his belly. “Tell me.”
“Hold on. I’ll get dessert,” she grinned, blowing him a kiss.
His mouth opened in a silent scream as she set the platter down. The frozen head of his lover stared at him, her once bright blue eyes nothing but frosted pain.
“Revenge,” she grinned. “Is a dish best served cold, don’t you think dear?”
Disclaimer: Well, that didn’t feel like 100 words…
Welcome to the Party!
Before we go into the 100 words of AWESOME, how about I announce a couple of things? Yes? No? Maybe?
Tough, I’m doing it anyway.
But, before I get into that I want to thank everyone that helped spread the word about the Kindle Countdown Deal for Mega! Your help pushed Mega into the Top 10 on the Amazon Horror chart! It may not still be there when you are reading this, but it was a great run. If you want to see the current ranking then clickety click right here MEGA!
Now, on to the announcements!
First, and this is super exciting, I get to announce the release of Z-Burbia as an audiobook! Professionally narrated and produced, this puppy is great! If you miss my audio fiction then this is for you! It’s currently only on Audible.com, but it will be up on Amazon and iTunes soon. I hope you dig it!
Last, and certainly not least, is the release of Z-Burbia 3: Estate Of The Dead! Oh, hell yeah! This novel closes out what I call the “Asheville Arc” so be sure to grab it up and have a read before I move on into the next stage of this crazy fun series. I have quite a few novels to write (including Mega 2!) before Z-Burbia 4 comes out, so better get your taste now while you can!
There’s plenty more to announce, but I’ll save it all for a new post. Time to rock some drabbletastic fiction!
“Put it down, Louis,” Candi says, her hand rocky steady, the barrel of the pistol she grips an unshakeable eye. “Put it down and walk away.”
Louis grins, his own pistol just as stable, and shakes his head. “Not gonna happen, dear.”
“Are we going to stand here all evening?” Candi asks.
“All night if need be,” Louis shrugs.
“Mom? Dad?” Barry calls from the porch. “When’s dinner?”
“Later,” the two adults say.
Barry sighs and goes back inside.
“When’s dinner?” his sister asks.
“Who knows?” Barry replies. “They’re fighting.” He looks at the kitchen. “Want popcorn while we wait?”
Disclaimer: Think of the kids!